Here’s All The Stupid Shit You Say ONLY When You Become A Parent

What is it about becoming a parent that suddenly makes you an idiot. There’s nothing in this entire two-minute video that I have ever said prior to becoming a parent. If I HAD said these things prior to becoming a parent I probably would have been locked up.

So either you’re going to watch this video and nod your head a lot or you’re going to be like, “What are these crazy people talking about?”

And for some of you, you know you’ve heard these lines come out of your own parents’ mouths and yeah, you really need to get off our lawn now.