You know those Dove chocolate wrappers that have little inspirational quotes on the inside along the lines of “Happiness is all the warmth you need”? Well some guy on Tumblr decided the pre-printed quotes were stupid (which they are) and took it upon himself to edit them so they were accurate to real life.
This is the genius he came up with.
I agree, slowing down in the left lane will get you viciously murdered
The college kid’s motto.
In this case, I should never breathe when I’m around my boyfriend.
Truer words were never written.
You can check out the rest here!
[H/T Tumblr and Elite Daily]