As This Video Proves, Replacing Subway Turnstile Beeps With Fart Noises Would Make For A Much More Enjoyable Commute

The idea of replacing subway turnstile sounds with fart noises is quite brilliant really. It doesn’t matter how bad your day, it’s impossible to be in a bad mood after a random fart noise.

Even the name — Subway Fartyssy — is brilliant.

And now we just wait to hear back from the MTA. In the meantime, fart sounds for all!

[via Gothamist]