OMG OMG OMG. Here’s a flashback to the early ’00s. The “White Mystery” Airheads flavor was all the rage back when Offspring and Jnco jeans were in their prime. Now Taco Bell is turning it into a frozen drink. via CNBC:
Starting Sept. 19, stunt food enthusiasts will be able to taste and debate the flavor of the sugary white drink, modeled after the tangy, chewy candy flavor that’s been in dispute since 1986.
“Airheads White Mystery has been one of the most delicious debates of our generation,” a Taco Bell spokesperson told CNBC. “We’re excited to fuel the conversation and encourage fans to share their flavor guesses on social media.”
As an adult, my gut reaction to a wacky drink like this is “what booze will this taste the best with?” My guess is gin or vodka. You can throw vodka in anything when you need that kick to get through the day.