There’s a few reasons why I don’t have any tattoo. For one, I scar easily, so even a simple tattoo would make my skin look a Thenn’s from Game of Thrones. I also don’t have anything I love enough to permanently put on my body. What am I going to get? An outline of the state of New Jersey colored in with the colors of the Irish flag? That’ll really be a fucking hit at parties. But, mainly, the big reason I don’t trust anyone enough to let them etch something permanant into me. What if they sneeze? Or cough? Or are related to one of my ex-girlfriends? Or was an ex-girlfriend who I thought I was cool with but has just been biding her time? Way too many variables. None of which some chick in Austria considered when she ordered a tattoo.
Via New York Daily News:
“When the 21-year-old woman went to get a tattoo in the small city of St. Polten, the artist showed her a design template for the Chinese symbol, according to The Local. She said OK and sat down to get inked — but once she got home and looked in the mirror, she realized it wasn’t quite what she’d ordered.
Instead of the black and white circular symbol, she saw a penis and the word, “F–k.” The victim of the tattooing terror recently told a court in the small city of St. Polten about her ordeal.
When a judge asked the irreverent inker why he’d done it, he said: “Just because.” He was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in behind bars, which he’ll spend in an institution for mentally abnormal offenders.
Insanely, this is not the first time this sort of yin yang/penis mix-up has gone down. In 2010, a tattooist in Australia drew obscenities and a massive male member on a man who’d asked for a yin yang, Huffington Post reported.”
Classic mix-up. Guy heard her say “I want a circle with two balls in it” and took some creative liberties with the two balls. Guy was playing pictionary on the chick’s back. “Fuck penis.” That has to be a thing. I’ve never heard of it, but it has to be a thing. I’d use in a bar to pick up a few shawtays if things weren’t going well. “Sup ladies, anyone trynna fuck penis?” I don’t see how that won’t go over well.
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