Teen Goes On Zipline In Las Vegas And Super Soaks Tourists By Pissing On People Below
There is a zipline at Fremont Street in Las Vegas called SlotZilla. That sounds like a good, wholesome activity.
Well it was a good, wholesome activity until a teen went on the thrill ride and mid-way through decided to empty his bladder and piss all over unsuspecting tourists on the ground. The unaware revelers believed that it was a sprinkler malfunction or someone spilled their beer from above.
The pissed on individual was so pissed off that they raced to the zipline operator to complain (I think we can safely rule out Bear Grylls being the pissed off tattle-tale). The potty-pants culprit was stopped by the time he reached the other side of the zipline and the teen’s parents apologized profusely for the urine sprinkle. It was not known if the teen pissed on everyone on purpose or because they were so scared from the ride and piddled themselves.
I gotta be honest, if you’re going to piss your pants it’s best to do it while on a zipline, you air-dry your damp pants. Beats standing in the restroom pointing the electric hand-dryer at your crotch for 40 minutes.
On a side note, this gentleman in the video is way too pleased as punch after being drenched in a stranger’s piss.