Cool Texas Mom Arrested By Square Cops After Giving 12-Year-Olds Beer And Weed

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Parker County Sheriff’s Department

It’s hard out here for a cool mom these days, what with the man watching your every move.

1950 this isn’t anymore. You can’t let your kids live even a little.

Mandy Wells, of Springtown, Texas, learned the hard way that homie (the cops) don’t play, when she was arrested after giving a bunch of youths beer and weed at a sleepover at her house.

In the police’s defense, these weren’t 18-year-olds. Via the New York Daily News:

The partygoers included two 12-year-olds, two 14-year-olds and four 13-year-olds.

Wells allegedly told the youngsters they could drink beer because they were spending the night. Later, she asked if they wanted to smoke weed, which she passed around.

A biiiit young. But she did restrict them all to two beers each. Responsible cool mom.

She was busted when one of the kids posted a picture to Instagram of a Hello Kitty pipe, which the child’s mother saw. Come on, cool mom. Gotta confiscate those phones.

Anyway, Wells still managed to stick it to the feds a bit. She refused to give up her dealer.

Cool. Fucking. Mom.

She was charged with a felony and a misdemeanor.

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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