What are your favorite summer party shoes? Classic Sperry boat shoes? Adidas Stan Smiths? Classic washed Vans that you can wear without sock? Floafers? Kirkland 11s?
What if I told you that the next big craze in summer party shoes is *actually* a pair of 100% ironic Guy Fieri-Style Flame Crocs. That goes against all conventional wisdom considering that *most* rational human beings consider Crocs to be so damn uncool that they’re practically a form of birth control.
But, hear me out. Thanks to the Internet’s wacky weirdness, the Crocs Bistro Collection shoe is quickly becoming the #1 summer hypebeast shoe on the Internet.
Just look at these bad boys. Throw these on at a pool party…
https://twitter.com/johnxsiorek/status/850078983269961728
And…
A couple weeks ago I was bored on a train late at night, doing what people do when they’re bored on a train late at night: Looking at memes. A friend posted about a pair of flames Crocs that could be a staple in Guy Fieri’s Flavortown wardrobe. So I did what all aspiring meme lords would do: I took it one step further and made a meme:
These special edition flames Crocs are taking the Internet by storm. They exploded in popularity a few weeks ago when they were featured on Dillion Francis’s social channels during a very lit performance in Vegas:
https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/850506957651705856
https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/850507227047706625
Leading to this amusing exchange:
Those are 🔥🔥. Please tell us you rocked your #Crocs in concert @DillonFrancis. That’s #ComeAsYouAre hero status. https://t.co/T6aZVNEIVf
— Crocs (@Crocs) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/850554855500283905
😃 Those are the comfiest moves we’ve seen all night. Way to literally ROCK your Crocs!
— Crocs (@Crocs) April 8, 2017
Meanwhile, the *rest* of the Internet is mildly obsessed.
For some reason the only person I can picture wearing these @Crocs is @GuyFieri. #Flames #enfuego pic.twitter.com/agpaiPij5Z
— Chris Yonush (@Yonush1) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/sanfagcisco/status/829416876128272393
The best birthday crocs ever…Rock-n-Roll!! Up in flames. pic.twitter.com/DiIMMzeI8m
— Duane Dew Huff (@duane382) March 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/tailross/status/851112202610323456