We all remember Chuck “The Shermanator” Sherman from American Pie, right? The ladykiller who wasn’t actually a ladykiller and wound up wetting himself at Stifler’s party? Yeah, life wasn’t so hot for that guy in high school…but with age comes maturity, acne medication and money to buy yourself clothes that don’t make you look like a child predator, which means that actor Chris Owen no longer looks like the dweeb we knew him for.
What does he look like now?
Well…
He…
Looks…
Completely…
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Different!
According to Metro, Owen has taken a step back from acting “after it was reported in 2013 that he was moonlighting as a waiter at a sushi restaurant.” Random, but ok! Do what makes you happy dude, whether it’s being a sex robot from the future or slingin’ sushi at basic white girls who “just can’t” when it comes to California rolls, as long as you’re content then who cares?
[H/T Metro]