Watch This Thirsty Buffalo Try To Make Out With A Girl And Fail Because, Y’know…It’s A Buffalo

“The Thirst” transcends all genders, sexes, species and phylums (blast from the past from your 9th grade science teacher hollaaa), and it’s never been more apparent than in this video of a giant buffalo trying to make out with a girl. Granted, she’s feeding him…crackers? Cheese? Stuff, she’s feeding him stuff. But regardless of what she’s handing out just because a girl is being nice to you doesn’t mean she wants your giant buffalo tongue in her mouth. Pop a squat and chill the fuck out, buffalo.

[H/T Elite Daily]