Look, I hate children. Basically anyone under the age of 12 who isn’t at least 5’4” sucks in my book, and while I’d like to say that this includes Riley Dashwood, I can’t. Wait – that’s a lie. I also dislike Riley just for the sake of disliking children, but at least her trick shots are sick. According to her father some of the shots took more than 300 tries before she nailed them, one of which I’d have to guess would be the toaster shot. Did you see that shit? She made toast!