Idiot Tries To Cheer Girlfriend Up With Vulgar Snapchat, Fails Spectacularly

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Quick tip to all the Bros out there who aren’t yet aware that Snapchatting a picture of your dick to your girlfriend when she’s upset is a bad idea: Snapchatting a picture of your dick to your girlfriend when she’s upset is a bad idea. It would be like showing up to your grandmother’s funeral, walking up to your mom with a fresh turd in your hand and being like “Surprise! …It’s poop! Ha-ha isn’t that funny?” and then smearing it all over the upholstery to go the extra mile when she starts crying instead of laughing. Gotta really commit to your jokes y’know, just not when they’re fucking terrible and make people want to machete your balls off.

So if you’re gonna Snapchat your dick to your girlfriend while she’s upset you gotta go the extra mile: throw a nice cumshot straight into the camera or shove your phone up your ass really quick so she gets a nice anatomy lesson to boot. College classes are expensive and not everyone can afford an anatomically correct anus to study off of.

Or you could just not do any of these things which means she wouldn’t be forced to dump you which, depending on your relationship, might be nice:

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Idiot.

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