Today, Donald Trump became the first person since Dwight Eisenhower to win the presidential nomination for a major party without having ever held elected office before.
How did Trump celebrate reaching the magic number of 1,237 delegates?
By housing some god damn Mickey D’s.
That’s a Big Mac, some fries, and a Diet Coke.
Trump, who has an utterly astounding (almost impressive) ability to contradict himself with everything he does, can’t even post an Instagram of a meal (the most basic of actions) with tripping over his past words.
How? He fucked up his drink choice.
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
Well, we did once elect Taft, so maybe there is hope.
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