Trump Signed A Tit Last Night Which Isn’t Very Presidential If We’re Being Honest


Trump signed a boob last night. Sorry. Trump signed a Trump last night. See what I did there?

Now, the woman asked for it, and just looking at her face she’s probably willing to do a lot more if Trump asked but signing the tit isn’t the most presidential thing to do. Presidents do many things with the tits of women not their wife but signing them shouldn’t be one. It’s just not classy, and if there’s one thing we know about Trump, he’s classy.

Maybe the name of Trump’s book should be Nippled America.

[via GQ]