There Are So Many Reasons To Be Pissed Off After Watching Vladimir Putin Work Out In A $3,200 Sweat Suit

We all know those bros who show up to the gym looking more stylish than you did on Saturday night for the club, but I would’ve never guessed that Russian President Vladimir Putin would be one of those guys.

At first glance, Putin working out here, appears to be, nothing more than a geriatric how-to video on men over 60 breaking a sweat and staying active. I mean, damn, it actually resembles a Viagra commercial or some shit, doesn’t it?

But, dig a little deeper and you’ll find out that the clothes Putin’s wearing are actually worth more than that piece of shit car that you’ve been trying to sell for the past six months, donning sweatpants and a v-neck tee that total $3,200—with the pants alone priced at $1,425.

You guys, that’s fucking insane!

Oh, and he’s also wearing lifting gloves during every single exercise he’s doing at about half-speed, making me pissed off as hell, too.

And let’s not forget about the fact that this video exists in the fucking first place, with no commentary or music to it, making it appear more like an underground porno than anything.

I don’t know, maybe I’m just overreacting to this whole thing? Still, the fact that I’m sitting here wearing Nike sweats that I probably bought at the outlet store for $20 and am comfy as can fucking be, while Put-dawg sweats it up in the same outfit worth three grand just sort of makes me irate.

If you even dare smelled my workout clothes, I’m not sure a cleaning bill totaling $3,200 would even get the awful stench out of them.

Putin is worth a reported $70 billion, so, who knows, maybe he just disposes his dirty laundry after each time he wears something? Regardless, I hate Putin a little bit more after seeing this.

[H/T Quartz]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.