Vodka. Maker of legends and long vomits in the early morning. What can’t it do?!??
According to this post, nothing. There’s nothing vodka can’t do. What if I told you there are some many other uses for vodka besides “memory eraser”? What if I told you it’s great for medical purposes, personal hygiene purposes and cleaning purposes? What if I told you it can be used for a ton of different things AND make you more interesting, more invisible and more likely to punch a plant for eyeballing you at a bar?
You’d tell me “I’m sold! What can it do? Stop stalling before I knock you the fuck out like I did that ficus!”
Vodka can be used as a shampoo to treat dandruff, mouthwash, to cure stank armpits, as an aftershave and to keep your razors clean. I’d advise against using it for all those purposes at the same time or you’ll lose your job, kids and driver’s license.