Up Your Wake And Bake Game With These New Weed-Infused K-Cups

I am not a morning person. I’m more of a early-afternoon warrior. After I snooze my alarm 16 times and finally get the strength to peel myself out of bed, I hardly have the energy to shower, never mind pack a fresh bowl. Banging out the ash from the night before and picking fresh buds off the stem is tedious, time-consuming work. And since I’m most likely already 38 minutes late for work, I could do without this laborious process.

Thanks to Seattle-based Uncle Ike’s Pot Shop, I can now get stoned before work simply by drinking my coffee. Uncle Ike’s Catapult pods are deemed “premium infused coffee” containing 10 mg of THC for the fair price of $10.

Jennifer Lanzador, Uncle Ike’s sales manager, says:

“I liken it to a Red Bull and vodka. I had more energy, but I still had the relaxation you get from cannabis.”

The pods are wildly popular, making up 60% of Uncle Ike’s total sales.

If you have any hesitation about trying this ingenious product, here’s some inspiration.

[H/T Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.