Watch This Cop Throat-Slam An Idiot Wearing Cargo Shorts And A Puka Shell Necklace

This tool in the puka shell choker necklace says he’s only had five beers. What a bunch of B.S. Maybe I’d believe five beers plus a bunch of Walter White’s crank to the face. But there’s no way this homie is just messed up on beer. But look — that’s besides the point. This cop’s throat-slam is badass.

Man, I miss watching Cops. In the era of smartphones and shit, the show has become kind of irrelevant. But let’s be honest, the production quality of cops was simply fantastic.

[H/T: Dude Comedy]