four five six bong rips, contemplating life’s biggest mysteries, posting your stoned sermon to your Facebook page for your friends and your aunt who won’t stop liking your shit, and waking up to over 100,000 people desperate to be your disciples. In effect, you’ve done with a few gravity bongs to the face what organized religion has failed to convince people for thousands of years. You are like a pothead pastor. Except you don’t even know the Ten Commandments and I’m assuming you’ve never diddled an alter boy.
Welp, that’s the life Facebook user Samuel Murray lives now after his post about what happens after you die has amassed nearly 90,000 likes and over 110,000 shares in less than 24 hours.
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The comments were a party in themselves.
So there you have it. Thanks to this stoned dude, we all know what’s up when we kick the can. Anyone who goes to church from here on in is a chump.