Whatever You Do, Don’t Do What This Dude on Tinder Did

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I’m certain¬†everybody has what they consider their own ‘style’ on Tinder. Some go for the coy, self-deprecating introduction. Others are more straightforward.

Then there’s this ATL Bro, who claims he is as beautiful as Aston Kutcher and whose first move is to say he wants to cook up his dick and serve it into the mouth of a woman he’s never met.

Bold. Rapey. Bold rapey. Also, not cool.

But, you know what? If you’re opening move is ‘let’s get down to fucking,’ that’s your prerogative. It’s just, you need to be respectful when you run into someone who doesn’t appreciate that. Because that’s their prerogative.

This dude did not do that. Instead, he went freaking HAM, bragging about his income, firing off petty insults, and basically acting like a toddler who shit himself and wants to be changed.

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[H/T @Cooper_; Images via Jezebel]

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