Poor Lisa. Got a husband who’s cheating on her and a rather lame imagination. If you’re going to go through the trouble of erecting (hehehh) a sign on a busy road just to dump your husband you may as well go all out: throw in a few photos of him cheating, maybe a snapshot of his face, you know — stuff that’ll really make him crap his pants when he sees it. Instead we got that Pepto Bismol pink wet fart up top. According to Mirror, the sign was placed along the Sheffield Parkway in the UK:
Mark Catterall, from advertising agency Kong Media who sold Lisa the advertising space, said she paid “hundreds of pounds” for her exit sign.
It appeared on a digital message board 5.76 m wide x 2.88m high – nearly 19ft x 9’4″ – in what he described as the prime position in the city.
He said: “She just wanted it on during rush hour.
“The Sheffield Parkway is always jammed as it is the main artery in and out of the city in the morning and the client wanted on while her ex-partner was driving to work.
Tl;dr: don’t piss off Lisa.