Woman Arrested For Crystal Meth Was Wearing The Most Perfect Shirt EVER

Forget that other perfectly attired criminal you saw earlier today and feast your eyes on this woman, Deborah Asher, who got arrested for possession of crystal meth while wearing a freaking “I Love Crystal Meth” t-shirt.

A Kentucky woman wearing an “I Love Crystal Meth” t-shirt was arrested early Tuesday for possession of crystal meth.

Deborah Asher, 37, and a male acquaintance were collared in a drug investigation launched by Laurel County Sheriff’s Department officers.

According to cops, Asher (seen in the above mug shot) and Richard Rice, 57, were found in possession of 3.37 grams of the drug, as well as a set of digital scales. Asher and Rice were each hit with felony narcotics possession and trafficking counts.

She should totally hook up with that woman from Florida named Crystal Meth who got arrested for shooting a missile at an occupied car. The two of them are just a party waiting to happen.