The phrase “bitches be crazy” is defined as follows in Urban Dictionary:
I’d like to sit here and tell you how not all “bitches” are crazy and that many women are levelheaded individuals capable of calm discussion and rationality. While I like to consider myself fairly well balanced for the most part, the Internet seems to disagree with me and this story about a jealous wife who meticulously tracked down the topless model her husband kept ogling isn’t exactly helping the whole “not all bitches are crazy” idea.
A jealous wife who tracked down and threatened to kill a topless model after growing tired of her husband ogling the 20-year-old in a newspaper has been fined £6,000.
The unnamed 51-year-old, from St Gallen in Switzerland, launched a vicious campaign of hate against the model, identified only as ‘Jil’, who regularly appears semi-nude in popular tabloid Blick.
A court heard how the woman became fed up with seeing her husband rush out and buy the paper to look at bare-breasted girls each morning…
A court heard how, at first, she focused her anger on the newspaper’s editor, sending him increasingly vile hate-mail demanding Jil, among other models, be dropped.
‘I don’t want to see any more naked breasts in the paper,’ she wrote. ‘Otherwise you’re going to find them with their throats cut on a rubbish dump somewhere.’
After Jil (pictured above) was voted as the Blick girl of the year, the woman wrote to the model calling her a “dirty little whore” and that “on the off chance that you decide to turn up topless in Blick again, we are going to kill you. We know who you are and what your daily routine is.”
It was only after an intensive police investigation and two years of hate mail that the woman was finally arrested and her motive revealed – jealousy at the fact her husband was looking at the partially-naked women in the newspaper.
She pleaded guilty to charges of making threats, insults and falsifying documents as well as causing an accident with a car while drunk driving on a mountain bike.
She was ordered to pay a £6,000 fine or serve 120 days in prison.
I don’t know about you guys, writing all that hate mail sounds like a giant waste of time and energy when she could’ve just grabbed her husband’s nudie mag and trashed it before he got a chance to creep around in it. Or, I dunno, maybe tell your husband how it bothers you? Pay the nudie mag purveyor to not sell to your husband? The possibilities are endless and don’t end in a $10,000 fine.