Woman Served Dick-Shaped Meal On Flight That Looks Very Hard To Swallow

by 3 years ago

Woman’s Penis-Shaped Meal On Plane

What’s the deal with airplane food? Why does it look like cocks? That was the question a woman had while traveling in business class from Sydney to Brisbane on Qantas flight (Definitely not Virgin). She was greeted with six dumplings and something I can only describe as a big, fat dick.

“I asked the server what it was … and he told me that it was a root vegetable,” the passenger explained. At first glands, the woman thought it was a penis. It is said to be an eggplant, but I can’t see the deferens.

The phallic food got a real rise out of the passengers during the flight last Friday.

“I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo … I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up,” she said. “He blushed and was very apologetic, I don’t think he had ever seen anything quite like it … the lady next to me was cracking up.”

The woman decided to not scoff down the “root” vegetable, possibly because it looked hard to swallow. She did eat the dumplings and said they were “delicious.”

Meanwhile, your mom just booked a trip to Australia so that she can order three root vegetable meals.

The root vegetable appears to be eggplant, or at least that’s the emoji I would use to describe it. Surprisingly, there are no nuts or cream sauce in this dish.

Some say this cock cuisine is hard to beat because it doubles as in-flight entertainment, but others say that’s a phallusy.

Here’s a tip if you’d like to enjoy this phallic dish, just tell the stewardess that you’d like to order the “Lexington Steele Meal.”

Who was the executive chef who thought this was a good idea? Oh. Ramsay, you’re incorrigible.



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