Can Donald Trump ride a giant goose? Can he slay an evil dragon? Does he fistbump aliens? Does he have a shrine to pot? Can The Donald shoot lasers out of his eyes to kill giant robots?
And better yet, can Donald Trump grow a beard on command? Ha! He can’t even grow a proper head of hair?!
Trump should just be glad that Wyatt Scott is Canadian and running for Parliament up there and not down here gunning for the White House. Because, knowing America, Wyatt Scott would probably win.