This ‘You Threw Up In My Vagina’ Craigslist Missed Connection Is Romance In Its Truest Form
Let’s break it down piece by piece.
“You threw up in my vagina.” ~ Pretty specific event.
“(Outside Arby’s)” ~ Note to self, only use the drive-thru at Arby’s.
“we met and hooked up after the bluegrass show” ~ Note to self, bluegrass shows are where to meet the ladies.
“at the house where the black gay guy lives with 3 white guys.” ~ Pretty specific description.
“you threw up in my vagina.” ~ Just in case he missed it in the title.
“I’m trying to find you for weeks.” ~ Why on earth would she want to find him?
“My sister wants to talk to you.” ~ Okay, I give up.