Zola’s Twitter Story of Strippers Taking A Weekend Trip To Florida Involving Murder And Kidnapping Is A Must Read

Last night a Twitter user by the name of @_zolarmoon randomly decided to bless the Internet with a story so crazy and mesmerizing that it deserves to be turned into a screenplay and directed by Quentin Tarantino

The story follows Zola, a Hooters waitress and a stripper who makes the decision to follow a random stripper, Jessica, down to Florida for a few days to make some extra cash. The only problem is that Jessica turns out to also be a prostitute with an insane murderous pimp and a bipolar boyfriend.

The story has everything from suicide attempts to murder to kidnapping. It ‘s a long wild ride but it’s worth reading every line.

Here’s Zola’s story in it’s entirety.

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