You Can Finally Take Your Girl To White Castle Because They’ve Got Veggie Burgers Now

White Castle, home of the “I bet I can eat more fucking burgers than you” challenge, now has veggie burgers. Now, if only you could find a White Castle.

The Veggie Sliders are available starting today and the burger joint claims they were answering the “demands and prayers” of vegetarians “who accompany their meat eating friends to White Castle.”

So what’s in these patties? The prayers of vegans. And peas.

“The patties are made by Dr. Praeger’s, which is a popular brand available in the freezer section of many grocery stores. White Castle says each patty is “chock full of lots of vegetables like carrots, zucchini, peas, spinach, broccoli, and more.” The 99 cent burgers also come with a choice of three sauces: honey mustard, ranch, or sweet Thai.”

Um. Bullshit. No one who goes to White Castle is friends with a vegan and no vegans step foot in White Castle. If you’re a vegetarian, vegan or anything else along the spectrum the last place you’d go, or would accompany a friend, is a fucking meat factory like White Castle or any burger chain for that matter. I don’t think fans of White Castle even like to go to White Castle.

[H/T: The Roosevelts]