Furniture Shopping On Hallucinogenic Mushrooms Is A Recipe For Disaster

How do you receive a lifetime ban from Restoration Hardware? Why, play chest-pass with their throw pillows as you melt into one of their many couches at the flagship store, with ZERO intention of purchasing anything. And make sure you take some sort of hallucinogen before you go—it definitely enhances the comfort of their outrageously expensive furniture. Francis details his magical shopping spree.


-Getting brainwashed by your parents

-Becoming an uncle

-Thanskgiving rundown


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