About Time: NYC Decriminalizes Prostitution And Unlicensed Massages

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Grimes, The Girlfriend Of Elon Musk, Just Tattooed Her Entire Back With ‘Alien Scars’

Tom Brady Is Launching An NFT Company Called ‘Autograph’

Dave Chappelle Says The Nasty White House Notes Left For Trump Staffers Came From Celebrities

I Cannot WAIT For All The Wedding Cancellations We’re About To Receive Once Cheating Resumes

Delusional Influencer Twins Arrested In Nashville For Bailing On A $18,000 Bar Tab

In A Massive Victory For Men, It’s Finally Cool For Us To Paint Our Fingernails

An AI Created Songs For Deceased Artists Like Kurt Cobain And Amy Winehouse, And It’s Spooky As Hell

Did SNL Steal This Salt Bae Sketch From Comedians Ari Mannis And Alex Ansoleaga? Survey Says… You Betcha!

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Virgil Abloh Created The Most Spectacular $39,000 Handbag These Eyes Have Ever Seen

Local Golfer Gets Featured On The News, Crumbles Under Pressure, And Hits An Absolutely Horrific Shot

Man Goes In To Grocery Store For 10 Minutes, Comes Out To Find 15,000 Bees In His Car

Not Sold On NFTs Yet? Croatian Tennis Player Sells Patch Of Her Arm For $5,000

Identity Thieves Are Loving All The People Posting Their Vaccine Cards

If You Split A Hotel Room With Your Buddy, Is It Ok To Say Goodnight?

Burned Out Finance Kids Are Waging War Against Terrible Working Conditions

Eric Andre Had A Knife Pulled On Him During Filming For ‘Bad Trip’

Amazon Knows Its Drivers Are Peeing In Bottles And Pooping In Bags

The Hot Mic Pilot Who Hates Hyundais Is Extremely Specific About His Anger

Internet Scum Celebrates As Chrissy Teigen Leaves Twitter For A Peaceful Life

John Oliver Reminds Meghan McCain That The Internet Is Written In Ink

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Braindead Moron Goes Viral Saying Harvard Comedians Aren’t Funny

The Oral Roberts Student Rulebook Prohibits Homosexuality, Hiking, Dancing, And Much More