Is ‘Hey Can We Talk?’ The Sentence Most Likely To Ruin Your Month?

Starting a conversation with “Hey can we talk?” should be banned from human discourse and fall outside the protections of the 1st amendment. Nobody should ever say it. If you’re going to ruin my life, just go ahead and ruin it. No need to set the whole thing up.

We chop it up about sentences that send a chill down our spine. Plus:

-The terrors of being crossfaded

-Forgetting your ex’s ages

-Our commercial acting experiences

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