The Alabama Football Program. Is there anything even close to it? No. The answer is no. The Crimson Tide usually end up as the last assholes standing and last night was no different. Champs. Again. And Nick Saban even announced his forthcoming smile. To put what I can only assume was a subtle nod to “the last man standing,” offensive coordinator and emotionally confused weirdo, Lane Kiffin, missed the bus.
Oh yes. What you’re hearing right now is the world singing to the same synchronized tune.
If Alabama’s gonna win, at least make others happy too. And they did. GOD BLESS and ROLL DAMN TIDE.