Here’s Alana Blanchard Wearing Nothing But A Kitchen Apron And Whoa Surf’s Up In My Pants!

by 3 years ago

Good lord, Alana Blanchard! There’s literally zero doubt in my mind I’d willingly eat any and all baked goods that the “First Lady of Surfing” wants to whisk up in the kitchen. Even macaroons, which I despise more than anything. Hate them. But I’d eat about a billion of them if Alana Blanchard was baking them up wearing nothing but a kitchen apron and lacy thong as she was in a recent photoshoot with Stab Magazine.

I mean it when I say it, I’ve never seen a kitchen hotter than this…

@stab

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And I certainly wouldn’t have a problem if she’d rather not cook tonight, and go out on the town instead.

X @jackfreestone

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Although, I’d probably have to fight her longtime boyfriend and fellow surfer Jack Freestone for that right, so out of spite here’s a ton of pictures of Alana’s perfect posterior without him waiting in the wings…

Obsessed with @gooseberryintimates PC: @jck_photography

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Thank you @kittengalore for the write up😘 PC: @jck_photography

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Playing in the hose with @jck_photography

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💙 @ripcurl_aus #bombshell

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@ripcurl_aus #mybikini

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😽

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Last day home with @reef_girls

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🐢🐢🐢

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🐠🐠🐠 @namotu #mybakini Pic: @stugibson

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Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Love you!!

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The dog club.

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💁 @ripcurl_usa #mybikini

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💃

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#gopro @gopro

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Kitty 🐱

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It's pretty here. @gopro #gopro @dhdsurf

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#mybikini @ripcurl_usa

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Just…wow. Shout out to the bros over at Slab, too. Best surfing publication in the game, hands down.

HERE’S EVEN MORE PHOTOS AND VIDEO OF ALANA BLANCHARD, THE GORGEOUS FIRST LADY OF SURFING

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