All the blogs are posting the heroics of Atlanta Falcons mascot, Freddie Falcon, who wrestled an invading Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan to the turf during last night’s epic blowout. Not a single one seems to doubt the authenticity and spontaneity of the event.
So I’m here to rain on the parade. This is as fake as Pamela Anderson’s chest. As shady as that crazy lady from Catfish: The Movie.
My first hint? The goddman thing is wearing full pirate regalia. Christ, he makes Jack Sparrow look like he’s wearing a cheap Halloween costume.
Case closed. Look for my hourlong detective series to debut next spring, only on CBS.