By now, you’re either drowning your sorrows after your bracket has been busted or you’re proud that you went with your gut and chose the Yale Bulldogs to upset the Baylor Bears in the NCAA Tournament.
Yale—who hails from an Ivy League that, traditionally, is known more for its brains than its toughness—out-rebounded Baylor by a margin of four, 36-32, causing one reporter to ask Bears star Taurean Prince how something like that could possibly happen.
And Prince replied with the most condescending, detailed and smartass answer one could muster:
Technically the kid is right, that’s HOW Yale grabbed more boards, so he’s proving that his Baylor education is just as good as those fucking Ivy Leaguers who just beat them on the court. He also showed that this loss is going to sting for a bit.