For some reason (perhaps alcohol was involved, just a wild guess) a hockey fan made a bet that even if he won he got nothing out of it.
That was his first mistake, but certainly not his biggest one.
His biggest mistake he made was saying publicly that if neither the Chicago Blackhawks or the Los Angeles Kings didn’t make it past the first round of the NHL playoffs he would get Gary Bettman’s face tattooed on his ass.
I'll get Gary Bettman's face tattooed on my ass if Chicago and LA both get bounced in the first round
— D (@dvylen) February 27, 2016
Of course, karma being the bitch that she is and all that, both teams naturally failed to advance on to round two.
So being a man of his word, bro sucked it up and went and got his Gary Bettman ass tattoo, live-tweeting the whole thing for our enjoyment and derision.
This sucks.
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
6 more hours #GaryButtman
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
What if the tatty doesn't even look like Gary and I just have this face on my ass
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
This could go down as the biggest tattoo bet fail ever and I'm worried tbh
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
2 hours shiiiittttttttt
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
Why did I do leg day before getting a tattoo on my ass.
— D (@dvylen) May 25, 2016
HE JUST SHOWED ME WHAT HE DREW UP OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
It's considerably bigger than I thought #yolo
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
This actually doesn't feel too bad
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
Hahahahahaha shit I have a tattoo of Gary Bettman.
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
When your ass has two asses pic.twitter.com/ECqW0P454z
— D (@dvylen) May 26, 2016
That… that’s not good.
Definitely beats this for bad tattoo bet by our boy Matty by a mile…
H/T Uproxx