Miami Beach Bowl Off To Hot Start Thanks To Book Of Mormon-Waving BYU Fan


BYU and Memphis are currently squaring off in the Miami Beach Bowl because degenerate gamblers need something to do on a Monday at 2 p.m. The first-year bowl promises to feature some high-quality football and dangerous end zones.

I know what you’re thinking: it’s a giant waste to send a Mormon school to South Beach in December. That spot should go to a school with students willing to take full advantage of all the party-friendly area has to offer. And you’re 100 percent correct.

A Cougars fan wasted absolutely no time highlighting the odd pairing by holding up a Book of Mormon during ESPN’s cold opening.

I suppose there’s a chance he was just doing some free advertising for the Tony Award-winning musical and not trying to convert viewers at home, but I prefer to believe the worst about people.

[H/T: Jake Steepleton]