BREAKING: Mets GM Sandy Alderson Has Been Diagnosed With Cancer

The Mets just announced that GM Sandy Alderson has sadly been diagnosed with a “treatable form of cancer” and will obviously miss the Winter Meetings. The 67-year-old Alderson will reportedly undergo 8 to 12 weeks of chemotherapy.

Exactly one month ago, the affable Mets GM collapsed and fainted while taking questions from the media during a press conference.

All the best to Sandy Alderson and everyone else fighting fucking cancer, because fuck cancer.