Bryce Harper Crushed One Of The Longest Dongs Of The MLB Season Into The Triple Deck

Reigning NL MVP Bryce Harper hit a fucking moonshot tonight against the L.A. Dodgers that will make you wonder if he had a vendetta out on the baseball, because the thing got absolutely murdered!

Coming off of Dodgers pitcher Bud Norris, Harper’s blast traveled an estimated 451 feet, landing in the unlikely arms of a few fans in the triple deck who probably paid about $10 for their seats.

Honestly, what in the hell can’t this kid do?

[H/T FOX Sports]