You’ve really got to love the NBA offseason this year.
After the biggest fish in the free agent pond, Kevin Durant, signed with the Golden State Warriors to build the sickest team, on paper, I’ve ever seen, rumors have been floating around that LeBron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers are trying hard to bring his buddy, Dwyane Wade, to Northeast Ohio.
And now that the Cavs’ official Twitter just started following Wade and his actress wife Gabrielle Union, well, people are freaking out about what it might mean.
https://twitter.com/grayson_webb/status/750387224211062785
It's crazy how one account following another can set Twitter ablaze.
Yes, the Cavaliers are following Dwyane Wade and his lady.
Hmm ….
— Chris Walder (@WalderSports) July 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/NBABeLike/status/750386961395945472
https://twitter.com/MUNILOTMANIAC/status/750386420095807489
It’s all happening… 👀 pic.twitter.com/lZOVCadkeT
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 5, 2016
This about to happen #fatherprime @DwyaneWade & @KingJames pic.twitter.com/QVVNVE51QS
— Frank (@Ooofrankie) July 5, 2016
As a Cavs fan who admits this news gives me a real raging erection, knowing that it’ll be tricky to get a deal with D-Wade done, I’m a little skeptical. Still, shit, this isn’t bad news—unless some intern’s just trolling NBA fans everywhere.