You’ve really got to love the NBA offseason this year.
After the biggest fish in the free agent pond, Kevin Durant, signed with the Golden State Warriors to build the sickest team, on paper, I’ve ever seen, rumors have been floating around that LeBron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers are trying hard to bring his buddy, Dwyane Wade, to Northeast Ohio.
And now that the Cavs’ official Twitter just started following Wade and his actress wife Gabrielle Union, well, people are freaking out about what it might mean.
As a Cavs fan who admits this news gives me a real raging erection, knowing that it’ll be tricky to get a deal with D-Wade done, I’m a little skeptical. Still, shit, this isn’t bad news—unless some intern’s just trolling NBA fans everywhere.