Chicago Newspaper Mercilessly Trolled The F*ck Outta Dwyane Wade After The Bulls Signed Him

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After Dwyane Wade spurned the only franchise he ever knew, the Miami Heat, to sign a two-year deal with his hometown Chicago Bulls, everyone in the Windy City was thought to be ecstatic about the 34-year-old, three-time NBA champ coming home.

Don’t count an editor at the Chicago Tribune among those jumping for joy, because the newspaper just trolled D-Wade so hard.

Wade might be a few years from retiring, but this particular editor thinks the future Hall of Famer is a little bit closer to doing it than some others do.

[H/T The Score]