Adela Garcia even lifts, Bro. She is, pound-for-pound, better at working out than you, me, and most other dudes. Her pushups would blowout both of my shoulders at first pass and that’s not even the most impressive feat of strength in her arsenal.
She can also climb a rope using only her guns…
Ummmmm…vaginal rope burn, anyone?
Also, these thighs…
HAVE MERCY.
Go ahead Adela, do a little “I’m better than most men” victory dance, you deserve it.
Ok, I’m done. I need to go carb load for the workout I’m not going to do later.