Chiefs Super Bowl Parade – Drunk Mahomes, 0 Sack Shirts And Kelce Saying: No One Believed In Us

Chiefs Parade

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The Chiefs are celebrating their Super Bowl LVII victory in downtown Kansas City on Wednesday, and what a celebration it is.

With countless fans filling up the streets, some groups made it out before the sun was up. Everyone gathered at Union Station as stars like Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes traveled with their second Lombardi Trophy on parade buses.

The Chiefs were fully enjoying themselves. Patrick Mahomes had a ton of beer, Travis Kelce yelled “run it back” for the 2023 season, and Kanas City’s offensive line wore shirts celebrating the zero sacks they allowed in the Super Bowl against the Eagles.

Patrick Mahomes Got Wasted

Almost as soon as the parade got started, Patrick Mahomes already appeared completely drunk, nearly falling off the moving bus.

Mahomes had to get help from coach Matt Nagy, or else..

Travis Kelce Still Says No One Believed In the Chiefs

As absurd as it may sound, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce repeated some of the comments he made right after Super Bowl LVII ended.

“The haters were saying the Chiefs would never make the playoffs!”

The only notable analyst that said the Chiefs wouldn’t make the playoffs is Bart Scott. Not one of the sharpest minds in the sports world.

The Offensive Line Is Proud

The Kansas City Chiefs Offensive Line didn’t allow a single sack in the Super Bowl. The Eagles defense came into the game with over 70 sacks on the season, so that was remarkable.

The line includes: Orlando Brown, Joe Thuney, Creed Humphrey, Trey Smith and Andrew Wylie.

In order to celebrate, they put that fact on a shirt.

Dov Kleiman
Dov is a former BroBible sports writer and associate editor. He has been covering the NFL for almost 10 years.