Chris Christie Played In A Charity Softball Game And Tried To Squeeze His Junk Into A Little League Uniform

by 4 years ago

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This man right here wants to be the next President of the United States. This man who doesn’t know how to dress himself? Does he really think we Americans aren’t so vain that we we’ll elect a man who wears his pants so high you cannot even see his torso? These pictures are of U.S. Presidential hopeful and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie playing in a charity softball game at Yankee Stadium.

The game was played to honor NYPD officers who have lost their lives in the line of duty, and raise money for the family of those fallen officers. I’m in NO WAY trying to besmirch the noble reason this game was played, all I’m trying to do here is point out that if Chris Christie wants to be taken seriously by the nation then he needs to hire a stylist and wear his pants below his fuda.

Some pics from the event…and I must say, from the action shots he does have pretty quality hitting and throwing form:

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John Lamparski/Getty Images


John Lamparski/Getty Images


John Lamparski/Getty Images


John Lamparski/Getty Images


Surely someone from the NYPD could’ve taught Chris Christie how to properly wear a uniform, no? At the very least shouldn’t someone from the Yankees organization stepped in and told him his pants were being worn about a foot too high, and he was squeezing into a child’s medium? Maybe I tend to wear my pants a little tigther than most, but this? Come on man!

As of now I just cannot fathom voting for a man who dresses himself like that AND who thinks that it is a good political move to state if elected President he’d make marijuana illegal again in Colorado, Alaska, and the other states that have already legalized it.


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