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There have been some wild names come through the sports world over the years, which has been pretty normal for anyone who watches college football.
So much so, that there were a few Key & Peele skits that highlighted the names perfectly. It’s one of their best skits as it still brings laughs today.
Well, someone made an all-name team of college football players (most of them are playing in the 2023 season) and it looks like something out of one of those Key & Peele episodes.
Jim Weber shares the list comprised of a full offense, defense, kicker and punter. Additionally, the list includes some honorable mentions for both the offense and defense.
Here’s the list for your pure enjoyment.
College Football’s 2023 All-Name Team, ft.:
– General Booty 🍑
– Decoldest Crawford 🥶
– Rowdy Beers 🍻
– Memorable Factor 🧠
– Pig Cage 🐷
– Dude Person🚶 pic.twitter.com/8v1ujwH8KO— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) July 17, 2023
You can’t have a all-name team without General Booty leading the way as quarterback.
But some of my personal favorites include defensive lineman Fish McWilliams, linebacker Hot Rod Fitten, offensive lineman Parker Titsworth, and wide receiver Squirrel White.
I mean, there are plenty of names on this list that are just fantastic. And clearly, these real college football player names give those Key & Peele skits a run for their money.
Additionally, sports fans shared some of their takes. Some even shared a name that didn’t make the list!
Brothers!
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) July 17, 2023
Bugs Mortimer deserves some respect.
Criminal snub!https://t.co/poYZa7gQRY
— Jared Palmgren (@CFF_Jared) July 17, 2023
Yeah, he was only allowed to attend a handful of schools with that name.
Buck Coors was made to play at Wyoming
— Ben Cary (@Ben_Cary_) July 17, 2023
Another great name on the list. If his name is of any indication, this kid moves!
Moh Bility
— Taylor Droz (@DrozoTheClown) July 17, 2023
Now, I don’t know about you, but I hope an all-name team is released at the start of every season.
And maybe next time it won’t include some players that were drafted in the NFL already.