
The Packers, Falcons, Patriots, and Steelers are the remaining four teams fighting for the coveted Lombardi Trophy. If you’re lucky enough for your team to advance past the conference championships and into the Super Bowl, there is only one fail-proof thing that you as a fan can do to ensure your squad comes out on top: get a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo. There is only one stipulation here, and it’s important–make sure it’s a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo accompanied with the other team’s logo. It’s as mortal of a lock as water is wet or Pitbull is making a guest appearance during the halftime show.
Well, you may remember a Cowboys fan named Jordan making a fatal flaw before their loss to the Packers. He started dancing before the end zone by getting a tattoo with HIS team’s logo.
Y'all keep hating when we win it! I'll remember that you all weren't BELIEVERS! #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/x96G9yS3j2
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 6, 2016
@dallascowboys Hey Dallas Cowboys! Now it's official. Don't let me down. SUPER BOWL 51 CHAMPIONS!!! Tattooed on 12/6/16. I'm calling it now. pic.twitter.com/iAyKZ8bd9Y
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 6, 2016
Cowboys fans everywhere collectively said “NOOOO!”
you gave the team bad juju plain and simple Everytime someone does this their team loses
— Nikki (@nichole_eash) December 6, 2016
c'mon man.. damn bruh.. as a diehard fan I feel you, but damn..
— Chandler.. (@PHunkdafied) December 7, 2016
bro don't get me wrong I'm a big cowboy fan, but I wouldn't get XXX Super Bowl Champs either
— ✭Öl’ ÐÌRT¥ †RÈZZÖ✭ ➐ 🐺👁👌 (@THE_TREZZO) December 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/young10horn/status/806324919604805632
https://twitter.com/Jamesua8290/status/806302926415298560
Well, in a surprisingly unsurprising turn of events, Jordan doubled down on his claim and decided to push his prediction to next year, following the age old saying “If first you don’t succeed, dust your L off and try again.”
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” I know 100%. I had a vision! @dallascowboys SUPER BOWL 52 CHAMPS! pic.twitter.com/t2jpAzf7RR
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) January 18, 2017
The Cowboys bandwagon is bound to make a stop at this dude’s house and manually gauge that tattoo out of his skin.
Cowboys are never winning a Superbowl as long as this guy is alive 😂😂
— Way Outside The Nest Podcast (@outsidethenest_) January 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/WITHITBOYZ/status/821592898336604161
https://twitter.com/animetweetist95/status/821721165379096576
so you can get dumber
— Josh Brown (@jbrow1990) January 18, 2017
Adjust your bets in Vegas, bros. It’s been written in gospel that Dallas won’t win one next year. I know one guy whose happy about that.
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