DeSean Jackson Has A Simple Explanation For How A Person Spends $5K At The Club


Are you watching DeSean Jackson’s new reality show, DeSean Jackson: Home Team? I’m not. But thanks to the internet I am privy to any pertinent information an episode may contain.

Like this brilliant quote from the Washington Redskins wide receiver when asked how it’s possible for a guy to drop $5,000 during a night on the town.

Can’t argue with that logic.

All things considered, $5,000 doesn’t seem like an exorbitant figure. I know guys who make a pittance who spend $300-$400 on Fridays and Saturdays in a misguided attempt to be a big shot. None of them have anything close to a $24 million deal like Jackson.

Actually, “alcohol” could be the appropriate response to any number of questions regarding questionable decisions.

This is going to be a versatile Vine. Look forward to using it in the future.

[Vine via Scott Allen]