— Derek Hoffman (@Derek_Hoffman58) October 11, 2015
I know what you’re thinking: “Poor girl, had way too much to drink at the tailgate.”
But did she? Or was it the still winless Detroit Lions’ performance yesterday that made her sick to her stomach to the point where she threw up all over Ford Field!? I could honestly see either being at fault here…or maybe even a combination of both.
I’d be throwing up too if I was spending hard-earned money to watch my perpetually awful team start another season 0-5. Far and away the worst team in the NFL, despite not having that bad of a team on paper. Safe to say this chick probably called out of work this morning. I don’t blame her. Life is tough right now in Lions country.