The Dick On Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue Is Visible From Space

Cristiano Ronaldo was given a bronze statue in his hometown of Madeira, Portugal. It’s your usual relief of a soccer player standing confidently except for one key detail: the giant throbbing dick bulge.

Clearly Irina Shayk was consulted. Or the multibillionaire slipped the artist a few extra bucks to make his member so impressive.

Either way it’s going to be tough for all future sports heroes NOT to insist on a similar treatment when it comes time for their artistic immortalization.

[H/T: BBC]