DraftKings Is Hosting An NFL Week 3 Contest EXCLUSIVE To BroBible Readers And We Plan On Winning The Damn Thing


BROBIBLE EXCLUSIVE! *Queue the unnecessary airhorns*

Bros, we’ve teamed up with the kind folks over at DraftKings to whittle together a nice little NFL week 3 contest exclusive to BroBible readers. Or in other words, the only people eligible to win money are the ones who enter through this post. Simply by clicking on this post, you’ve already exponentially increased your chances. Good start, brah.

The total prize pool for this contest is $1,000,with first place reeling in $100, and the top 130 scores win money guaranteed. And it’s absolutely FREE.

Sure, the first place winnings won’t enable you to quit your job and suddenly be attractive to supermodels, but it can buy you about eight cases of Natty Light and that turns just about any chick into a supermodel. And that’s more valuable than money, that’s magic.

Upon entry into the contest, GM’s enter into a salary cap draft, and are allotted $50,000 to select 9 spots–8 players and one team defense.

The roster format is as follows: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 Flex and 1 Defense.

But wait. Let’s make this interesting.

The BroBible staff wants an opportunity to get our beaks wet, too. So we’ve put together a squad ourselves to combat you mouth-breathers (Jk bros, props for your readership.)

We’ll enter our squad just like you little bitches (Jk bros, thanks for the traffic) and update this post when the rankings come out with our place (Spoiler Alert: #1).

Take a look at our Hall of Fame roster:

QB – Tony Romo
RB 1 – Boobie Miles
RB2 – Trent Richardson
WR1 – Terrell Owens
WR2 – Dez Bryant
WR3 – Rod “Show Me The Money” Tidwell
TE – Aaron Hernandez
1 Flex – Tim Tebow
1 Defense – N/A (Offense wins championships)

You really thought we were going to reveal our picks so you dingleberries could cherry pick? Nahhhhh.

See you bros at the winners’ podium.